Can someone please make a brand of cigarettes called “metaphors”

"Yeah I’ll get a pack of the metaphors please"

abaddon-is-my-queen:

look at his fucking face
im going to light myself on fire

abaddon-is-my-queen:

look at his fucking face

im going to light myself on fire

(Source: spnfans, via stripperlecki)

inturlrude:

what the fuck is happening over in America?

(Source: fallongifs, via stripperlecki)

You’ve really gotta hand it to short people

brownglucose:

dipschtick:

because they usually can’t reach it anyways.

*kicks the next tall person I see in the shin*

(via stripperlecki)

mybeautifulidiot:

*settles into bed with blankets laptop headphones a drink and everything* ahh yes perfect. I have to pee. 

(via pizza)

vote-satan:

Cleaning my room requires a minimum of three dance numbers, two emotional break downs and one epiphany. sacrifice is optional.

(Source: james-pleiadeshawkins, via angelwithouthistrenchcoat)

kazifer:

lokingdom:

castielstrenchcoat:

lexpurple:

destierek:

crzydemona:

themoreyoumisha:

Did you know…
Misha Collins is not allowed to “go commando,” and has to submit to random wardrobe checks to prove it.

THAT is the job I want.  I want my job title to be Misha Collins Underpants  Confirmation Officer. 

im sorry you lost me at “misha” and “commando” and everything else i ignored because
commando
commando
Misha Collins sans underwear in relatively tight jeans.

the fact that someone even has to have this job because Misha-
i’m sorry. i’m just going be over here because i can’t

but what if that was your job
and it was the time he was commando
then you just -dies-

Now ask yourselves WHY someone has that job.
Don’t worry Misha, I hate wearing underthings too.
So restrictive.

Honestly if I had to guess I’d say that Jensen pantsed him on set and everyone got an eyeful.

kazifer:

lokingdom:

castielstrenchcoat:

lexpurple:

destierek:

crzydemona:

themoreyoumisha:

Did you know…

Misha Collins is not allowed to “go commando,” and has to submit to random wardrobe checks to prove it.

THAT is the job I want.  I want my job title to be Misha Collins Underpants  Confirmation Officer. 

im sorry you lost me at “misha” and “commando” and everything else i ignored because

commando

commando

Misha Collins sans underwear in relatively tight jeans.

the fact that someone even has to have this job because Misha-

i’m sorry. i’m just going be over here because i can’t

but what if that was your job

and it was the time he was commando

then you just -dies-

Now ask yourselves WHY someone has that job.

Don’t worry Misha, I hate wearing underthings too.

So restrictive.

Honestly if I had to guess I’d say that Jensen pantsed him on set and everyone got an eyeful.

(Source: slothcifer, via jensens-halo)

benedictervention:

cumberbangers:

larrysgirl:

Put that sweet dorky smile away you bastard.

This is one of my most favorite recent pics of him ♥

Gorgeous!

benedictervention:

cumberbangers:

larrysgirl:

Put that sweet dorky smile away you bastard.

This is one of my most favorite recent pics of him ♥

Gorgeous!

(Source: bbatchs)

empoliam:

i don’t think i’ll ever get over anna’s grocery store candids because she was literally so done

(via lusciousmalfoy67)